Dog Jokes

Why dogs Are Better Than Women

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never come to visit.
A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
Dogs can't talk. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk or sock drawer.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs think you sing great.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
No dog ever bought a Michael Bolton album.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.