Tuesday, July 24, 2007

How to wash the cat & clean the toilet at the same time!



Instructions for cleaning the cat & the toilet at the same time

1. Lift the lid of the toilet and fill with 1/8th cup of animal shampoo

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly. Either stand on or sit on the lid

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned by the loud noises coming from the toilet, your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power Wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the back door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the back door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance, maybe using a broom handle open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry of naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the back door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now clean.

With best wishes

The Dog

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